Health Uncensored

4 month Course + 1:1 program to reclaim your health


Welcome to the brand new health uncensored.

This program is based on my signature 90 day health rebuilding program that I have taken many women through and have now perfected.

The truth is, I knew I needed to make the entire process more streamlined so I could serve more women and make the whole thing a hell of a lot easier.

And less time consuming.

Because you’re a woman who wants to heal her body and doesn’t have time for fluff or bull shit.

What you want is action and answers. No more dilly dallying.

You’ve been at this for awhile and you just want to fucking feel better already.

You need this shit. BAD.

Even though part of you doesn’t want to spend the time and money on yourself (oh hey there mom guilt!) - you know you NEED it.

You can’t keep going this way.

Your family is suffering because you just feel like shit all the time.

It’s like you’ve disconnected your emotions because it’s just too much to feel the heaviness of it all.

You are not yourself anymore, you’re a shell of the woman you know lives somewhere deep inside of you.

But you’re too exhausted to find her.

It’s just too much damn effort with everything else you have going on.

And yet you know it HAS to end.

In your lowest moments you see the truth so clearly.

On your good days you logic yourself out of it.

You’re totally okay right!? You’re not drowning!!

Life is good!!

…..But the truth is you can’t continue like this.

Something has got to give.

And it’s got to be you.

It’s time to reclaim your damn health and self worth.

It’s time to do something for yourself for once….

Isn’t it?

You always put everyone else and their needs above your own.

You live to please everyone else meanwhile you’re losing your entire identity.

So much so that now you’re paying for it with your health and happiness.

And it feels fucking awful.

You love so deeply, you care for others so deeply, your heart is overflowing with the desire to make everyone happy.

You are the strong one. You have to be strong.

Friends know your struggles but no one ever really knows the extent of it.

The tears you secretly cry in your car.

How much it fucking tears you up inside to feel this way.

How much you’ve just LOST your damn self in the process of giving everything to everyone else.

Well guess what?

I say fuck that shit.

It’s finally your turn.


Stop putting it off til tomorrow.

Isn’t it time that YOU get to feel fucking good for once?

Isn’t it your damn turn?

Haven’t you suffered for fucking long enough?


Isn’t it time that someone helps YOU instead of the other way around?

Seriously. It is. It’s time.


Your fucking turn is NOW.

You gonna play?


Here’s the thing….

I care about you as a person.

I care about your struggles. I care about what’s making your life harder than it needs to be and I so want to fucking help you feel better.

But you also have to help yourself.

We’re not going to chase down your symptoms.

We’re not going to sit around playing a guessing game.

We’re going to get some lab work done, look at your LIFE and your WHOLE BODY then take a no bull shit approach to your healing.

Your transformation.

Using my training with functional lab work in addition to my intuitive healing abilities I craft you a custom straightforward protocol.

I create a complete picture of you - who you are and what has lead you to this point.

My protocols will never just include diet and supplements. Because that’s really just not enough to get you what you’re looking for which is transformation. You want to get better and not go back to this place again.

I mean right?

In order to do that we have to look deep beneath the surface in order to build up your health.

One thing I know for sure is that after working with me your health will improve.

With me you will gain the knowledge, support, and empowerment to move forward with confidence.

So that even after our time working together you can continue to evolve forever.


who is this for?


this is for you if you are:

  • A woman who wan’t to start feeling better.

  • Your health is starting to really impact your quality of life.

  • You want functional lab work like ASAP.

  • You are ready to put your health first.

  • Ready to make some sacrifices in order to achieve the life you truly desire and know you’re meant for.

  • Lost…Unsure what’s going on but you know it’s time to do something about it.

  • You’re just done with the bull shit cycle of symptoms chasing and trial & error - you want real answers.

  • You know it’s time to figure out whats happening in your body and really begin to heal & feel better!



  • Not willing to try something new.

  • Not wanting to do functional lab work.

  • Not ready to receive the help you need in order to heal - this sometimes includes breaking our own toxic habits + tough love.

  • Looking for a quick fix or someone to chase symptoms with.

  • Not willing to change your diet or lifestyle.

  • Not willing or ready to make time for yourself.

  • Unwilling to let go of your old habits.

  • Unwilling to try new things or challenge your own beliefs around things like time, food, rest, stress, money, and lifestyle.

  • Not lit the fuck up about the prospect of feeling better!


What health uncensored entails:

It’s a 4 month video course with 2 monthly 1:1 calls and a custom protocol including:

  • 4 functional lab tests (sent through the mail & paid for directly to the lab about $1,000 total).

  • Custom D.R.E.S.S. for Health Success® protocol (details below)

  • Video course content to use throughout program period between calls

  • 2hr Results & Recommendations Session to review your lab results + your protocol

  • 1 Monthly 30-90min Energy Healing + Intuitive Healing Session

  • 1 Monthly Review Call

  • Email + Messenger access in between appointments

Okay let’s breakdown some more details now shall we?

Review Sessions

This is your opportunity and time to have my ear as your practitioner and have my full undivided attention. These sessions get deep very quickly and get right into providing knowledge, homework, tools for your unique situation, breaking your mindset patterns, and reevaluating your habits to name just a few. Ultimately it’s a chance for me to look closely over your case, make any tweaks that need to be made to your protocol, and make sure everything is going smoothly for you. It’s your chance to open up and go deep. This gives us a chance to connect on a deeper level and really work to progress your case forward in a positive direction.

On these calls you can also expect information. Information about your test results, your protocol, and it’s very important to me that I empower you with knowledge so you know the WHY behind what you’re doing. My goal is for you to walk away not needing me, but knowing that YOU can do this. You will have one of these calls monthly.

Energy + Intuitive Healing Sessions

I love these sessions. They will range anywhere from 30min-90min depending on what you are working through that day. We will cleanse your energy and clear any energetic blocks to your progression. I will share with you any insight and healing opportunities that come through for you during our session. This may include card pulls, tapping, meditation, energy cleansing and healing etc. All sessions will be recorded and sent to you to listen back to at a later time. You will have one of these calls monthly.

functional labwork

I use lab work in my practice as a means to look deeper into your body and begin to understand why you experience the symptoms you do. I never just treat the test results and I do not diagnose diseases. I search for healing opportunities and nothing compares to functional lab work! The following are 4 labs I require all of my clients get in order to paint a complete picture of your case:

  1. BioHealth 205A - HPA Stress Profile, Saliva Hormone Panel - This test shows us your level of chronic stress and HPA Axis dysregulation (AKA adrenal fatigue) by testing cortisol (x4) and DHEA in addition to sex hormones including estradiol, estriol, progesterone, testosterone, and melatonin. This test provides many insights into your body in addition to your overall health + vitality.

  2. BioHealth 101 - Metabolic Assessment, Urine Panel - With this test we are able to look deeper into your body’s oxidative stress, your liver function, and your gut’s ability to absorb and assimilate nutrients - especially proteins. This gives us so much insight into your symptoms. And while i't’s a simple and easy test it provides a lot of insight into healing opportunities.

  3. Oxford Mediator Release Test - Food Sensitivity Blood Panel - This is the only blood test that I have my clients do but it is so incredibly worth it. This is not your run of the mill IgG food sensitivity test OR an IgE allergen panel. This is by far my favorite lab for clients because the results are simple and tangible to follow + 100% tailored to your body and it’s needs. It’s not about health vs unhealthy foods - it’s about what your body can and cannot tolerate. It’s testing for an inflammatory and immune response to 170 different foods and truly is the best way to know how to eat for YOUR body while reducing inflammation.

  4. BioHealth 401H - GI Pathogen Screen, Stool Panel - I know no one really wants to do a stool test but holy hell is it worth it! This test looks for parasites, bacterial overgrowth, yeast or fungi, H-Pylori, occult blood, and most importantly gives us an incredibly important view into your digestive system. This provides SO much insight into potential chronic stressors in your gut in addition to so many healing opportunities! Truly next level shit right here and another test that has proven to be so beneficial for all of my clients!

I offer other labs as well, but these are the 4 I recommend you begin with and I require that my clients perform. Please do keep in mind that lab fees are paid directly to the lab separately from the fees for this program. Total cost for all 4 labs comes out to about $1,000. These labs are NOT like labs you get through your doctor. We are looking at different ranges and using the information differently.

D.R.E.S.S. for Health Success® protocol

My protocols will never just include diet and supplements. The truth of the matter is, who you are being is just as important as what you are doing. So when it comes to your protocol you can expect things like morning and evening routines in addition to journaling and meditation to be involved. In order to heal your body we must also work on your mindset and environment. Stress on the body comes in many forms and it is not just physical. A body under stress in not a body in a state of healing. So needless to say, my protocols are unique for every single client in my practice, but they will always address MORE than just what you’re eating and what you’re taking. Here’s the very basics of what your protocol will entail:

  • Diet

  • Rest

  • Exercise

  • Stress Reduction

  • Supplementation

Your protocol will always be custom to you so it works for you - you just have to do the work!

You ready yet? Here are the investment options:

One payment of $1,200

four monthly payments of $375

Lab fees are not included in this price and must be paid directly to the lab with your samples for processing. When doing all 4 recommended labs (hormonal stress panel, metabolic assessment, MRT food sensitivity, and GI pathogen screen) the total cost for lab fees usually equals about $1,000 total.










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So… Are you finally ready to say ENOUGH and take back your health to feel like yourself again?

Let’s do this shit!


I am not a doctor. I’m a holistic wellness professional certified through Functional Diagnostic Nutrition with personal and professional experience resolving health issues naturally. This website and any linked material discuss possibilities and offers information, but this program does NOT offer medical advice. Use this page, program, and the techniques within at your own discretion and at your own risk. I (Harmony Patton) do not assume any responsibility for your personal results upon implementing any of the strategies discussed herein. The information presented herein has not been evaluated by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, and it is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Full medical clearance from a licensed physician should be obtained before beginning or modifying any diet, exercise, or lifestyle program; and your physician(s) should be informed of all nutritional or lifestyle changes or additions of supplements or digestive support. The information and opinions expressed herein, and all related notes, are intended for informational purposes only. Perusal of this site or related guides, websites, consultations or products does not imply status as a “client” of Harmony Patton, nor does it constitute medical advice or a call-to-action. The author/owner claims no responsibility to any person or entity for any liability, loss, or damage caused or alleged to be caused directly or indirectly as a result of the use, application, or interpretation of the information presented herein.